Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A Hill-Billy bought an automatic car - instead of his manual one- he cut off his left leg!

Q: Why does a Hill-Billy wear a big moustache?
A: So that flies would rub theur feet before entering his nostrills!

A Hill-Billy was recruited in the Army. He was questioned in the hand-to hand bayonet fight quiz: "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy attacked you in the face?" "I'll shoot'em down, sir!"
he replied. The officer then asked him "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy attacked you from you left?" "I'd s(h)tab(e) 'm with m(ah)y bayonet, sir!" The officer continued "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy came to you from the right?"
"I'd beat him with m(ah)y rifle, sir!" The officer then asked him "Private Hill-Billy! So what would you do if the enemy attacked you from your back?" Hill-Billy then threw down his rifle and cried "Why aren't there anyone fighting here save Hill-Billy? Fu*k that damn army of yours!!!"

2007-01-19 03:24:09 · 10 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

tomatos in the fridge that need using up....any ideas what i can make with them?

2007-01-19 03:24:08 · 40 answers · asked by Jade Goody 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Wanna watch one tonight and could do with a laugh.

2007-01-19 03:24:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Some hints: It is perfectly legal. I do not model for art classes.

2007-01-19 03:23:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would the mullet help you deside your vote?

2007-01-19 03:23:34 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

and if so could you tell him to come on, Please.

2007-01-19 03:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:23:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Step by step, how do I down load my avatar to use, when I stop by
to answer questions?
I am tired of the general silluete in that picture box?
I use yahoo360, IM, mail, their avatars ect.//all yahoo.

2007-01-19 03:23:03 · 2 answers · asked by duster 6 in Polls & Surveys

As i recall Jermaine mention Dirks fight agaisnt cancer, and shilpa said is that why he can't find a wife. Well i'm telling you that's how deep her racism runs as far as the disabled, and i'm NOT disabled

2007-01-19 03:22:56 · 17 answers · asked by T. 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 03:21:55 · 3 answers · asked by MICKEY M 3 in Horoscopes

anybody know what the episode of the office where jim pulls all the pranks on dwight?

2007-01-19 03:21:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Which are You better at doing?

2007-01-19 03:21:48 · 23 answers · asked by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 in Polls & Surveys

STANJUNE TAYLOR
(my dad's name is stan)
(my mom's name is june)

2007-01-19 03:21:13 · 2 answers · asked by Ms. Weequahic high 3 in Polls & Surveys

And what do you think of Travis Barker as a drummer.I'm a drummer myself i think hes good.Lars Ulrich(Metallica) is also great Phil Rudd is very good(AC/DC)

2007-01-19 03:20:56 · 12 answers · asked by Dude 2 in Music

any advice...

2007-01-19 03:20:49 · 6 answers · asked by michelle d 1 in Music

Tom and Jerry are lying on the floor dead. nothing is stolen. who are tom and jerry?

2007-01-19 03:20:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Media says and from listening to both of their songs that was done beyonce - to the left , Jayz - Lost one, It seems as if it wasn't a bad break up. They were at the global awards together.
I hear that because Beyonce wanted to work more than spend time with Jay. I don't know if that is true but if somebody knows or have an idea why fell free to give your answer.

thank you

2007-01-19 03:19:59 · 7 answers · asked by ladydon182000 2 in Celebrities

...than motorcycle gangs?

2007-01-19 03:19:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i thought " hey i didnt post a question....oh...."

2007-01-19 03:19:21 · 3 answers · asked by it's still me 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:19:08 · 10 answers · asked by innocently_naive 1 in Movies

2007-01-19 03:18:49 · 78 answers · asked by heaven-sin-t 4 in Polls & Surveys

For all the marbles:

Emma Peal (Avengers) or Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)?

2007-01-19 03:18:43 · 14 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

2007-01-19 03:18:23 · 20 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Where I live in the south we are about to get approxamently 8.0" of snow. Are you going to get any storms this weekend?

2007-01-19 03:17:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Catwoman (Julie Newmar, Batman) or Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island)?

2007-01-19 03:16:57 · 7 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

.....spectacular display of drama and slamming doors and "F#ck you!"......or was it a quiet affair, with few words and a wave goodbye and sigh of relief that it was over?

2007-01-19 03:16:36 · 28 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Texas Ranger Pride"; Chuck Norris, Head of the Department, Clarence Gilyard stratigically maneuvers the force.Nia Peeples,Judson Mills,Marcos Sanches,Jimmy Wicek are the team that uses their talent, while dramatically tested, will stand together for the common good and the "Rightness of it all"!!!

2007-01-19 03:16:34 · 1 answers · asked by DALE V 1 in Television

tell me some websites where i find bangla(calcutta) movies,actor,actress gallery.

2007-01-19 03:15:49 · 2 answers · asked by star123 2 in Movies

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2007-01-19 03:15:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:15:45 · 17 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys