A Hill-Billy bought an automatic car - instead of his manual one- he cut off his left leg!
Q: Why does a Hill-Billy wear a big moustache?
A: So that flies would rub theur feet before entering his nostrills!
A Hill-Billy was recruited in the Army. He was questioned in the hand-to hand bayonet fight quiz: "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy attacked you in the face?" "I'll shoot'em down, sir!"
he replied. The officer then asked him "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy attacked you from you left?" "I'd s(h)tab(e) 'm with m(ah)y bayonet, sir!" The officer continued "Private Hill-Billy! What would you do if the enemy came to you from the right?"
"I'd beat him with m(ah)y rifle, sir!" The officer then asked him "Private Hill-Billy! So what would you do if the enemy attacked you from your back?" Hill-Billy then threw down his rifle and cried "Why aren't there anyone fighting here save Hill-Billy? Fu*k that damn army of yours!!!"
2007-01-19 03:24:09 · 10 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats good!!!!
how do hill-billys celerbrate halloween?
they Pump Kin............
2007-01-19 03:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 05:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs DOWN
2007-01-19 03:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow... not even a chuckle. I guess that's what passes for humor in your part of the world? Yikes!
2007-01-19 03:27:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
In a word - Terrible
2007-01-19 04:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know political correctness used to be called "Spastic gay talk"
2007-01-19 03:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's funny , but . . . I just can't laugh at swearing . .
2007-01-19 03:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry...not even close to funny....
2007-01-19 03:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh my GOD juice just came out of my freaking nose. lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 03:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Weequahic high 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
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2007-01-19 03:26:56 · answer #10 · answered by juanramoz2 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋