Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband
watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter
with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
and the doctor says I have the brexsts of an 18
year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56
year old axs?"

"Your name never came up," she replied .

2007-01-19 03:44:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anyone else wish that Rosie O'Donnell would get banned from television!?

I am so sick of her fat @$$!!! Runnin her mouth and startin trouble like she's an intelligent person. The only show she deserves to be on is The Biggest Loser

2007-01-19 03:44:21 · 8 answers · asked by tmapes 3 in Celebrities

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WHO is the first person that comes to mind when I say.........?

........American Idol reject?

2007-01-19 03:43:54 · 3 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm blind. Is it snowing yet?

2007-01-19 03:43:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe in Exorcism?

I saw the movie The Exorcism of Emily Rose last night, and it scared the crap out of me. I need opinions please?

2007-01-19 03:43:48 · 1 answers · asked by joanafitch8876 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what are some good songs that mixes classical elements with hip hop/r&b?

what are some good songs that either mixes classical elements with hip hop/r&b or starts off with classical then transitions to the latter?

2007-01-19 03:43:47 · 2 answers · asked by michelle1228 1 in Music

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Who sings this 50's Song?

I called the Witch Doctor, said i'm in Love with you. I called the Witch Doctor, he told me what to do. He said ooo eee ooo ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang. I think that's how it goes.

2007-01-19 03:43:34 · 4 answers · asked by mr_nice_guy 1 in Music

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Here's another one?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small
town in Warwickshire.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes

when all of a sudden a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community
and from reaching our full potential as a person.

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,

"You stay out of this, mister . . . . .

I'm talking to that little **** on your knee ! !"

2007-01-19 03:42:47 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What was Your Favorite MASSIVE ATTACK SONG??

I loved "Teardrops"

2007-01-19 03:42:42 · 4 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Music

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What is your favourite cover version?

My favourite is the Placebo version of Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)". It's so beautiful, thank God for The O.C., otherwise I may not have heard it. (The O.C. sucks by the way, I just like the soundtrack)

2007-01-19 03:42:17 · 14 answers · asked by homeandawayrules 3 in Music

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Have you ever "painted yourself in a corner"?

If so, how?

2007-01-19 03:42:09 · 16 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

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John Stamos as a zombie... Would you go ahead and bash his noggin in or comment on his sweet mullet first?

2007-01-19 03:41:50 · 15 answers · asked by Groovacious 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2007-01-19 03:41:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did anybody see Scrubs last night?

What the heck was that?!! What were they thinking making a musical out of it? I was annoyed after 5 minutes! Did it officially "jump the shark"?

2007-01-19 03:41:22 · 9 answers · asked by clone1973 5 in Television

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sick i know but funny or not?

There are three vampires at a bar and a regular guy.
The first vampire says
"Bartender I'll take a blood on the rocks"
"Sure thing" says the bartender
The second vampire says
"I'll take a shot of blood"
"No problem." says the bartender
The third vampire says
"Bartender give me a cup of hot water."
At that moment the man turns to him and says
"I thaught you vampires only drank blood"
The vampire replies
"We do I found a txmpon out back
and I want to make some tea" .

2007-01-19 03:40:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do anyone of you believe in horoscopes or do you think it is a total waste of time explain why?

Do you think it's real or just a hoax

2007-01-19 03:40:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Smallville update please!?

I missed the last couple seasons of smallville and i just saw the episode justice last night. it was cool but i only understood about half of it cuz i havent seen the show in 3-4 years. i finally got my tivo so i can record it if i miss an episode. if someone can give me an update about stuff like what 33.1 is where that came from, where green arrow, aquaman, and cyborg came from, and other important stuff i may have missed in the last couple years you'll get 5 stars. no wikipedia stuff please. just a real answer would be awesome thanks!

2007-01-19 03:40:40 · 5 answers · asked by cschmelzer83 3 in Television

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Which Y!A member would you want a water fight with.....?

where would it take place and why?

2007-01-19 03:40:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you think illegal aliens comite crimes or is this all a lie?

i heard they all come here and help out in every aspect of life

2007-01-19 03:40:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ok so I answered 666 questions.?

Should I be worried?

2007-01-19 03:39:48 · 36 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Massive Attack??

are they still making music??

i used to love them in the 90's

what ever happened to them?

2007-01-19 03:39:35 · 3 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Music

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How do I get contact info for celebrities and other high profile people?

I am Planing a special event. This June 9, 2007 I am involved in a Classic Car Auction and would like to get the info out to known enthusiast and collectors of nostalgic and special intrest vehicles.

2007-01-19 03:38:58 · 2 answers · asked by lady pres. 1 in Celebrities

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Ever see a really sad answer on here, and weren't sure whether to give them a thumbs up or not?

I mean, if the answer to someone's question was "Yeah, my cat died three days ago" would a thumbs up indicate a "Kudos" or "Good for you" or maybe even simply "Yes, I agree that your cat died three days ago"? What are your thoughts?

2007-01-19 03:38:54 · 15 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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how much is real?

so much to question..

2007-01-19 03:38:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Bones Fans!!! I need help finding clips for it..?

I love the show bones <3 ive also been trying to make a vid for it on youtube but i can find any clips andi have the PERFECT song to go w/ it <3 I have limewire but you can tell me something specific to put in the search engine for it. -no pics only vids-

2007-01-19 03:38:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television