There are three vampires at a bar and a regular guy.
The first vampire says
"Bartender I'll take a blood on the rocks"
"Sure thing" says the bartender
The second vampire says
"I'll take a shot of blood"
"No problem." says the bartender
The third vampire says
"Bartender give me a cup of hot water."
At that moment the man turns to him and says
"I thaught you vampires only drank blood"
The vampire replies
"We do I found a txmpon out back
and I want to make some tea" .
2007-01-19 03:40:55 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg pmsl
2007-01-19 08:21:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick
2007-01-19 03:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww! But thats funny! Ive got a sick sense of humour! Will have to remember that one!
2007-01-19 03:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same as Mark, sick but funny
2007-01-19 03:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEwwwwwwww
2007-01-19 04:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by RoseBud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but very funny
lol
x
2007-01-19 03:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by nuttybooza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny!
2007-01-19 08:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by angieasee64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is sick,kind of funny but really didn't make me laugh!
2007-01-19 03:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick yes, but also very funny!
2007-01-19 03:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by noyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sick - yes, but also very funny. Well done!
2007-01-19 05:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep kinda really totally and utterly sick, but also yes very funny!
2007-01-19 03:44:16 · answer #11 · answered by TP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋