A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small
town in Warwickshire.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes
when all of a sudden a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community
and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister . . . . .
I'm talking to that little **** on your knee ! !"
2007-01-19 03:42:47 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!! 2 thumbs up.
2007-01-19 03:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by Essie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-19 03:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I'm a blonde, I've heard them all- including this one. But it still makes me laugh every time =) 10/10
2007-01-19 03:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical Blonde!!!! I like blonde jokes, but being blonde myself people think that i am strange for liking them!! My fav is:-
Ydid the blonde put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?
In case anyone wanted black coffee!!!!! x
2007-01-19 03:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by nuttybooza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ventriloquist's dummies scare me!
Good joke though.
2007-01-19 03:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 03:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's getting kinda old.. seen it posted about 5 times in the past 2 days..
2007-01-19 03:44:38 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is there anything you can do to change people, I dont think so You can only change your self, what is funny to some may not be funny to others.
2007-01-19 03:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by maria fkun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the blondie was expecting a "heart of glass" inside the man of wood.
2007-01-19 03:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was funny the first time I heard it
2007-01-19 03:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋