A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on
her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband
watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter
with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,
"I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram
and the doctor says I have the brexsts of an 18
year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56
year old axs?"
"Your name never came up," she replied .
2007-01-19 03:44:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 9/10
2007-01-19 07:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-01-19 11:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My *** is 58 !
Wish my b***s were 21
Good news is, my ears are only 26
Work it out !
2007-01-19 04:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats definately a good one!
2007-01-19 04:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by LaDy A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One .. LOL
2007-01-19 03:53:39 · answer #5 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesomely unexpected!
2007-01-19 03:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe,good one
2007-01-19 08:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 03:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by lifesquestions? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-19 03:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny :o)
2007-01-19 03:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋