Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

Little Mary was never good in Sunday School,
so she decided to sleep through class, but 1
day the teacher asked her a question "Mary
who created the universe?" Mary never moved
from her deep sleep, so johnny a little boy
who sits behind her in class took his pen
and poked her with it and Mary jumped up and
yelled "God almighty" and the teacher told
her it was correct. A little while later
the teacher asked her another question
"Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again
Mary never answered so Johnny poked her
with his pen again and Mary jumps up and
yells "Sweet Jesus!!" the teacher told her
it was correct so Mary went back to sleep.
The teacher her asked her a 3rd question,
"Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they
had their 23rd child?" So 1 last time Johnny
pokes Mary with his pen , but
this time Mary jumps up and yells
"If you stick that damn thing in me 1 more
time I'm gonna break it in half!!"
Then the teacher faints. ?

2007-01-19 03:09:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

huh ??

heheh :)

2007-01-19 03:09:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

bank accounts?

2007-01-19 03:09:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:08:48 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This question need not apply to women or any man that does not like Money and Women. So don't bother if you are either of those please.


You have $300.00 extra money to blow just burning a hole in your pocket, you want to spend the night out with it and have a ton of fun, you of course like two things the most over anything else, Money, and Women, so the choice at hand as you have concluded in your mind to be the most logical is caught between: The Casino, or the Really Classy Strip Club. Please make your choice at the poll provided below... Thank you in advance.

1. The Casino.
2. The Really Classy Strip Club.

2007-01-19 03:08:06 · 4 answers · asked by Borsch Red 1 in Polls & Surveys

she has 2 toddlers and not once have i heard her mention them or seen a tear that shes missed them!

she expecting herself to be in the house 3 weeks (shes wishes) and not once talked about them!

i don't think i'd leave my kids for 3 days let alone 3 weeks!

2007-01-19 03:07:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We thought it was Beauty and the Beast but that character was named Gaston. Any movie will work, it doesn't have to be animated. It is driving us crazy.

2007-01-19 03:07:14 · 14 answers · asked by Let Love In 3 in Movies

"Cosby" (1996) [TV-Series 1996-2000] NOT THE COSBY SHOW......this came after the well-known show.

2007-01-19 03:06:42 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

Need more music Wide wide ranges of beats

2007-01-19 03:06:40 · 1 answers · asked by Master Hoyle 3 in Music

If you call female celebrities "Divas". What do you call male celebrities?

2007-01-19 03:06:35 · 5 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Celebrities

Free printable music sheets for flute?

2007-01-19 03:06:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

your yogurt container?

2007-01-19 03:06:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:06:00 · 3 answers · asked by kneu7701 1 in Music

olives: green or black
apples: red or green
grapes: green or purple
M&M's: plain or peanut
chocolate: white or dark
cabbage: green or purple
spice: salt or pepper
marshmellows: toasted or plain
speed: fast or slow
touch: soft,fluffy & puffy (A) or smooth,silky & sleek (B)

2007-01-19 03:05:42 · 29 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

gummi, your so hot

2007-01-19 03:05:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:05:36 · 3 answers · asked by kneu7701 1 in Music

I'm looking for the guy named tremayne who appeared on the maury show episode where he was proven not to be the father of melody's last baby.

2007-01-19 03:04:43 · 5 answers · asked by danisethomas 1 in Television

2007-01-19 03:04:37 · 15 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

west tennesse Jackson and Lexington?

2007-01-19 03:03:03 · 1 answers · asked by acdc_rocks92 2 in Music

the glass or your bones?

2007-01-19 03:02:59 · 19 answers · asked by Bubuchachum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 03:02:54 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

nuff said guys

2007-01-19 03:02:22 · 5 answers · asked by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What size bed do you have?

Thanks fer answering this POLL!! ♥

2007-01-19 03:01:45 · 38 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

the famous rock groups of that time? Both shows were ONE WORD TITLES. Also, do you remember the "RESIDENT BAND" that each show had?

2007-01-19 03:01:30 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

I'm starving but oh so undecided??

2007-01-19 03:01:26 · 20 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they
have frozen glasses ..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,

2007-01-19 03:01:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 03:01:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have tickets to the boston show of bob seger and cant get there early. does anyone know if he has an opening act?

2007-01-19 03:00:43 · 6 answers · asked by helen s 2 in Music

Because, "MAD COW DISEASE WAS TAKEN".

2007-01-19 03:00:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 03:00:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys