nuff said guys
2007-01-19 03:02:22 · 5 answers · asked by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is walking on the beach in Cali. when he finds a bottle, he opens is and a genie appears.
The genie says I will give you one wish, anything , just name it and it is yours.
The man thinks for a bit then says, well I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I don't like to fly, and boats take to long.
Can you build a highway to Hawaii ?
The genie scratches his head and says, holy **** man !! do you realize what would be involved, the sheer amount of material alone is mind boggling.
Can you think of ANYTHING else you might want?
The thinks a bit more and says, I always thought it would be great if I completely and totally understood every woman I meat.
The genie steps back rubs his hands together and says,
DID YOU WANT THAT TWO OR FOUR LANES?
2007-01-19 09:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island. Suddenly, a genie appears and says that he will give each of them one wish. The redhead wishes for an airplane to come and pick her up and take her home. So the genie grants her wish. The brunette wishes that a boat will come and rescue her and take her home. So the genie grants her wish. When the genie asks the blonde what her wish is she starts crying and she says "I want my friends back!"
pretty lame, i know
2007-01-19 11:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by twilak231 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genie asks a black man what his wish is. He states he wants to be white,tight, & outta sight. Poof she made him a tampax.
2007-01-19 11:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do.
2007-01-19 11:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please help... dunno anythink , , , nothink . . .
2007-01-19 11:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋