Little Mary was never good in Sunday School,
so she decided to sleep through class, but 1
day the teacher asked her a question "Mary
who created the universe?" Mary never moved
from her deep sleep, so johnny a little boy
who sits behind her in class took his pen
and poked her with it and Mary jumped up and
yelled "God almighty" and the teacher told
her it was correct. A little while later
the teacher asked her another question
"Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again
Mary never answered so Johnny poked her
with his pen again and Mary jumps up and
yells "Sweet Jesus!!" the teacher told her
it was correct so Mary went back to sleep.
The teacher her asked her a 3rd question,
"Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they
had their 23rd child?" So 1 last time Johnny
pokes Mary with his pen , but
this time Mary jumps up and yells
"If you stick that damn thing in me 1 more
time I'm gonna break it in half!!"
Then the teacher faints. ?
2007-01-19 03:09:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 08:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a mushy of water dont be attentive to what they did up there yet now they have were given a daughter! Mary had a splash lamb she ate it with mint sauce and everywhere that mary is going the lamb is going too for sure!
2016-10-15 11:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 03:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it's still funny!
2007-01-19 03:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you Adam and Eve it ?
One poke too many !
2007-01-19 04:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one's getting a little old..
2007-01-19 03:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
2007-01-19 03:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its better in the church with the preacher and the old coiuple
but good
2007-01-19 04:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
l0l generally i'd b laughin right now but im in class.
2007-01-19 03:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet the teacher did faint...nice one....heheheheheheeee
2007-01-19 03:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋