The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll
be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc...
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they
have frozen glasses ..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll,
2007-01-19 03:01:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that."
The wife replied
2007-01-19 03:04:02 · update #1
"You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP, DxCKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FxCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER FxCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, AxSHOLE?"
... and, they lived happily ever after.
Now isn't that a sweet story? ?
2007-01-19 03:05:50 · update #2
that has got to b 1 of ur best
pmsl 10/10
2007-01-19 08:45:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! The women win again.. Wife: 1 Husband: 0! :)
2007-01-19 08:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Smart woman! 10/10! But she'll get tired of him in a few years and want him to leave!
2007-01-19 03:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your giving all that sweet faces bad ideas chris 10/10
2007-01-19 03:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hilarious
2007-01-19 07:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jasmineh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, what a way to keep your man home! She will get over it... and let him go out in a few years.... LOL
2007-01-19 03:05:21 · answer #6 · answered by sexy momma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yikes.......It sounds like a real life story.
2007-01-19 03:56:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-19 03:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant wait to hear the rest of this.
2007-01-19 03:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i now know what to say to the hubby next time he wants to go to the pub !!...lol..lol..
2007-01-19 03:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by madkat_coolkat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋