Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

An old retired sailor put on his uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy of his age but needing some reassurance, he asked, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies "Well old sailor your doing about 3 knots! 3 knots?

The sailor asked, what's that supposed to mean?

She says "Your knot hard your knot in and your knot getting your money back

2007-01-17 08:13:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If there is a thicker, more ignorant, less cultured, ugly bushpig in contemporary society who is less derving to be worth a small fortune - then I would really love to meet them.

2007-01-17 08:13:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Thanks!

2007-01-17 08:13:29 · 17 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I mean Irish people got the **** beat out of them when they came to this country...

And where I live it is predominantly Black, what White people there are are Italian♥

2007-01-17 08:13:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 08:12:46 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I wanted to show that movie clip for my scout group before teaching them mouth to mouth breathing, but I cant remember the movie.

Thanks

2007-01-17 08:12:44 · 11 answers · asked by jakey2cool 1 in Movies

The Bush Stamp

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side

2007-01-17 08:12:30 · 10 answers · asked by ecogeek4ever 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i was engaged once and had problems and i really want to get ina another relationship and enjoy life again...are there any real phycics or a reall y good way to find if that time is coming anytime soon?

2007-01-17 08:12:29 · 7 answers · asked by lovely86 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-17 08:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a

smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy,obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand
she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

2007-01-17 08:11:56 · 29 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

need some alone time to think, or just catch your breath??

2007-01-17 08:11:32 · 18 answers · asked by Katz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 08:11:30 · 28 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

what are some best dares and some best truth's u can think of

2007-01-17 08:11:22 · 3 answers · asked by Patty 2 in Jokes & Riddles

All of the sudden, I can't pick the category my question will go into! I click on "browse" but it won't go there......I either have to post the question in a category THEY suggest, or scrap the whole thing!

The only reason THIS question made it in here is because I put POLLS and SURVEYS in the question!

2007-01-17 08:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

where can i find the movie independence day starting will smith ?????????? i dont wanna use limewire its way too slow thanks

2007-01-17 08:10:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

one piece at a time, or stuff an oversized handfull into your face?

2007-01-17 08:10:52 · 5 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

Describe the perfect meal. Who are the guests? What food is served? How is the table decorated?

2007-01-17 08:10:50 · 6 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 08:10:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i looked and looked for it at stores and i cant find it ive tried blockbuster and walmart but doea any one know where i can buy season packs on dvd (not online please)

2007-01-17 08:10:02 · 3 answers · asked by Tori 5 in Television

i'm workin on a bag by myself here... just wondering if one bag will be enough!

2007-01-17 08:09:34 · 10 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes when I watch music videos or even listen to music... I begin to fall in love with a fantasy... Like the words, the music, the musicians, the scenes, etc... Does this ever happen to you?

2007-01-17 08:09:34 · 5 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

what's the best and easy way to get on TV?

2007-01-17 08:09:22 · 16 answers · asked by Tuffx2 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Would you like me, to be the cat?

2007-01-17 08:09:20 · 10 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 08:09:14 · 2 answers · asked by Mandi 2 in Music

any song, any genre anything; what song when it comes on sends chills down your spine, makes you laugh, makes you cry ???

2007-01-17 08:09:07 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Well I am a big fan of Newyork!! My cable (DISH SUCKS)!! went out and i didnt get to watch it or rewind it so what happend on Monday! On Flavor of Love 2 do u think that Newyork should have won?? and On flavor of love1 why didd Hoopz leave flav?

2007-01-17 08:09:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-17 08:08:52 · 18 answers · asked by HYPNOTIZE1 1 in Polls & Surveys

what do i do? i've signed up for talent agencies. no one wants me. i think they think i'm too ugly and chubby to appear on tv.

2007-01-17 08:08:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

We want her to remember it forever. But the thing is..... We need help with things likeideas for themes, songs to play, if we should or shouln't have a DJ, and all the details like that! I would very much appreciate if you would helpl!
-Thanks Again!!!!

2007-01-17 08:08:10 · 8 answers · asked by Dances_like_me 1 in Other - Entertainment

What's the name of the singer (I guess the track title is Lowrider) in the intro of cheech and chong -up in smoke- film?

2007-01-17 08:08:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music