Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy,obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand
she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-01-17 08:11:56 · 29 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am british btw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-17 08:38:30 · update #1
I actually laughed at a joke on here! Thank you x
2007-01-17 08:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Moo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ha that is so funny. I like it I give it a 7 out of 10!
2007-01-17 09:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if she got the HUMP when the Pharmacist fainted!! Loved it, I shall be telling this one to everyone tomorrow.
2007-01-17 10:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute 9/10
2007-01-17 08:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 08:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was on here a few weeks ago but hey I'm all for re cycling
2007-01-17 08:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but it alway makes me laugh. 10 out of 10.
2007-01-17 08:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i cant stop laughing that was the funniest jokes h*ly cr*p that is funny!!!! 10/10
2007-01-17 08:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your being naughty now diddly 10/10
2007-01-17 09:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey I live in the U.K and that was funny coming from over the pond.
2007-01-17 08:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋