An old retired sailor put on his uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy of his age but needing some reassurance, he asked, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies "Well old sailor your doing about 3 knots! 3 knots?
The sailor asked, what's that supposed to mean?
She says "Your knot hard your knot in and your knot getting your money back
2007-01-17 08:13:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-17 09:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mangalya dharanam or Thaali kettu (actually "donning the mangalya or thaali") is the main severe element of a Hindu wedding ceremony ceremony. In particular community cultures, the groom ties the 1st of the three knots on an identical time as his sisters tie something. there are various approaches of observing the importance of three (knots) of mangala sUtra, a symbols of sacred union between a guy and a female: Union of thoughts, physique and soul.United in manasaa (thoughts), kaaya (deeds)-vaaca (words). simply by fact 2 diverse family members (mom and sister) are in touch in tieing the knot to boot the groom, it skill, they too approve of the union. Taapa trayam (marriage brings problems!), the three knots help to tie down the matters.
2016-12-12 13:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by lillibridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Joke was very well worded and I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Two thumbs up to you! I'm knot kidding.
2007-01-17 12:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by Van T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knot bad!
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 09:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-17 08:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got my chuckle muscles going! (Knot). Yes it did really.
2007-01-17 09:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaw poor old bugger and no discount for OAP 10/10
2007-01-17 09:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i even had to read that one out to my husband
2007-01-17 09:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
2007-01-17 08:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one pmsl !! =]
2007-01-17 08:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋