A six year old girl is sitting in class when the teacher comes in with a diagram of a whale and says "It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. A whales throat is not large enough."
The little girl stands up and asks "What about Jonah? He was swallowed by a whale and lived inside it for three days and three nights."
The teacher replied "Thats a wives tale. You shouldn't believe anything in the bible."
The little girl then says "Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah myself!"
The teacher starts to lose his patience with the little girl and asks "Since you believe so much in the bible, what if Jonah went to Hell?
The little girl thinks for a second then replies "Than you can ask him!"
2007-01-15
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