A six year old girl is sitting in class when the teacher comes in with a diagram of a whale and says "It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. A whales throat is not large enough."
The little girl stands up and asks "What about Jonah? He was swallowed by a whale and lived inside it for three days and three nights."
The teacher replied "Thats a wives tale. You shouldn't believe anything in the bible."
The little girl then says "Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah myself!"
The teacher starts to lose his patience with the little girl and asks "Since you believe so much in the bible, what if Jonah went to Hell?
The little girl thinks for a second then replies "Than you can ask him!"
2007-01-15 13:50:48 · 30 answers · asked by random 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! what a insult to the educational system of this great country of ours,don't people know that sorrows keep you Human,Failures keep you Humble,Success keeps you Growing,But only God keeps you Going!
2007-01-15 13:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next day the teacher was fired for introducing his religious beliefs in the classroom.
2007-01-15 13:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by DT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that answer got the teacher 10/10
2007-01-15 17:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke. Sounds like something I would have said when I was a kid.
2007-01-15 14:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by bosco6159 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, I want to go to puppy heaven
2007-01-15 13:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! I'd be even better were it a christian school!!! LOL!! Teacher got BURNED (and likely fired)!!!
2007-01-15 14:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by Zealotta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awsome joke!
2007-01-15 13:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by mpblackbelt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man what a interesting little girl that is so hilarious
2007-01-15 13:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a screwed up joke but none the less it was funny as hell
2007-01-15 13:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah thats a great joke!
2007-01-15 13:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by ☮janaenae☮ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋