Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"How's that?" the would be accountant asked.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much will my position pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty five thousand," responded the owner decisively.

"Eighty five thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry. Now get to fuckin' work!"

2007-01-15 03:51:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats the name of this song?

Ok so i know this tiny little part of it it goes
It was on a commerical

5% plesure
50% pain
and 100 resons to remember this name.

2007-01-15 03:50:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Who else HATES creme eggs???

I think they're so disgusting I could weep!

2007-01-15 03:50:42 · 30 answers · asked by bex 4 in Polls & Surveys

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there is a man?

there is a man who lives on the top floor of the buildin (7th).
he walks down two flights of stairs and gets a lift down to the 1st floor why did he walk down 2 flights of stairs
10 points for the best answer xx

2007-01-15 03:50:23 · 22 answers · asked by Break Me Down 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What bands should i listen to?

I like punk and techno...
SOme bands i listen to now are...Rise Against, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Breaking Benjamin, Story of the Year, Basshunter
what other bands would i like?

2007-01-15 03:50:08 · 14 answers · asked by Takkun 2 in Music

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What kind of ipod do u have?

2007-01-15 03:50:02 · 20 answers · asked by avirothfeld 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What color is your birthday suit?

2007-01-15 03:49:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think before you talk?

I never do. LOL.

2007-01-15 03:49:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tribute songs about Dr. Martin Luther King?

2007-01-15 03:49:44 · 2 answers · asked by V_Nika 1 in Music

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Doctor joke lol?

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.

When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."

The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"

The doctor says, "Change of plans -- I'm going to drown the bastard."

2007-01-15 03:49:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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