A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out."
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?"
The doctor says, "Change of plans -- I'm going to drown the bastard."
2007-01-15 03:49:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha good one
2007-01-15 03:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
always liked that 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-15 04:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was not aware ten year olds where aloud to use this site. I'm not a prude. But i wonder if you asked yourself ever....how childish will i sound ,by putting this joke out there? HUMMM.....
2007-01-15 04:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by atesyrup 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, Ha < ha, very funny LOL
2007-01-15 04:01:27 · answer #4 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-15 04:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, awful doctors. :O
2007-01-15 03:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! gotta tell that to all my colleauges
2007-01-15 04:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by la de da 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i have met that doctor...kicked him in the bal*s....lol....great joke
2007-01-19 03:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they cant sue me for malpractice, can they?
2007-01-18 08:41:12 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-15 15:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋