Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"How's that?" the would be accountant asked.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much will my position pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty five thousand," responded the owner decisively.
"Eighty five thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry. Now get to fuckin' work!"
2007-01-15 03:51:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha lol!
2007-01-15 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol 10/10
2007-01-15 04:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-15 04:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you making these up? ur pretty good man.
2007-01-15 04:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats sorta funny:>)
2007-01-15 03:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pure genius!
2007-01-15 04:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that
2007-01-15 09:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty clever, lol!!
2007-01-15 03:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by J9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe good one.
2007-01-15 03:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-15 15:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋