Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a-s are interchangeable.

2007-01-15 04:54:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in my opinion, its sunday.
-everything closes early
-school/work the next day
-weekend is over
-the next day is monday

2007-01-15 04:53:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

nearly fell off your perch?

2007-01-15 04:53:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Being that he always seems to answer my questions,lol

2007-01-15 04:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 04:53:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If so...
please describe in detail the whereabouts of your home and valuables... I will have someone come by your place to make sure they're alright.

P.S. ~ make sure to leave any information concerning alarm codes or vicious dogs with me as well.

2007-01-15 04:52:47 · 55 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is her problem?

2007-01-15 04:52:44 · 15 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 04:52:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

persuaded by chocolate??
please DRAGON,just one sip of the Rum I am cold!

2007-01-15 04:51:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why! The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Psycho-
the-
rapist.

2007-01-15 04:51:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 04:51:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On their first and second albums they have more of a screaming mixed with singing and now on thier album the crusade they have more of a melodic sound?(dispite this i am still a fan of their music

2007-01-15 04:51:19 · 4 answers · asked by mike 2 in Music

The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately
take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming
outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed
and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool
swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his
direction.

He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket,
which lay on the sandy beach. He held the bucket in front
of his private parts and sighed with relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, 'You know,
I have a special gift, I can read minds.'

'Impossible,' said the embarrassed man, 'You really know
what I'm thinking?'

'Yes,' the lady replied, 'I know that you think that the bucket
you're holding has a bottom in it.'

2007-01-15 04:51:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You guys have to agree with me. Theyre so awesome. They're the hottest actors!

2007-01-15 04:50:15 · 11 answers · asked by ♥crazy beautiful life♥ 4 in Celebrities

WHAT ARE THE TITLES OF THE POEMS? WHAT COLECTIONS ARE THEY IN?

2007-01-15 04:49:56 · 1 answers · asked by GTB 1 in Movies

can it work?

2007-01-15 04:49:49 · 8 answers · asked by Earl R 1 in Horoscopes

its a skateboard company I wanted to know if anyone heard of it... its pretty underground

2007-01-15 04:49:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or should I have waited longer?

2007-01-15 04:49:39 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

later and later (and now even my bill has gone down ) the other half says its the going rate ! what does she mean???

2007-01-15 04:49:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 04:48:32 · 19 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

Me and my friend had a talked about it, "why people hate on singers"?. I said to her because they don't fit there type of category. Like he or she doesn't sing the way you want them to sing.... so please, detail what do you look for in a singer?

2007-01-15 04:48:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:

"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most
difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is
hard. Well, you know how she is."

"Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that
she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and
you begged me not to marry her."

"You were perfectly right."

"You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from
the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room:

"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"

2007-01-15 04:48:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Marks out of 10.

2007-01-15 04:48:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am. I have the flu but Answers is making me feel better!

2007-01-15 04:47:30 · 21 answers · asked by Bebe1016 6 in Polls & Surveys

Marks out of 10.

2007-01-15 04:46:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues?
There is a two to the right of a king.
A diamond will be found to the left of a spade.
An ace is to the left of a heart.
A heart is to the left of a spade.
Now, identify all three cards.

Try to solve it by yourself but if ya need tha answer, email me at jibbsboo@yahoo.com . But you will only get tha best answer if you add an explanation to the answer [I've] given you.

2007-01-15 04:46:10 · 7 answers · asked by Jibbs Boo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 04:45:11 · 16 answers · asked by live your life 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 04:44:44 · 17 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Celebrities

I ran out of the house without my lighter this morning. I need a cigarette so bad right now, but I have NOTHING to light it with. Nobody here ar the office has a lighter. I didn't drive this morning, so I have no car to go to the store in.

Grrrrr............

2007-01-15 04:44:35 · 14 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 04:44:09 · 7 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Music