The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately
take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming
outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed
and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool
swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his
direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket,
which lay on the sandy beach. He held the bucket in front
of his private parts and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said, 'You know,
I have a special gift, I can read minds.'
'Impossible,' said the embarrassed man, 'You really know
what I'm thinking?'
'Yes,' the lady replied, 'I know that you think that the bucket
you're holding has a bottom in it.'
2007-01-15 04:51:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just farted on your story.
2007-01-15 04:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by Pete 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a smile.
2007-01-15 12:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
verygood 10/10
2007-01-15 12:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd i did smile 8/10
2007-01-15 12:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth a smile? yes, but unfortunately nothing else :( but for the record it was a good joke!
2007-01-15 12:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes def worth a smile
2007-01-15 12:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea worth a smile
and pretty clever
it aint easy making up jokes
well done who ever did it
2007-01-15 13:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by sex_death_rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 VERY NICE LOL
2007-01-15 12:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not heard that before
2007-01-15 12:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...I like it
2007-01-15 12:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋