A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:
"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most
difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is
hard. Well, you know how she is."
"Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that
she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and
you begged me not to marry her."
"You were perfectly right."
"You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from
the telephone and calls to his wife in the next room:
"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
2007-01-15 04:48:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD LOL
2007-01-15 05:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 07:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth can sometimes hurt OR make ya laugh! MY ex-mother in-law warned ME not to marry her son!!! For real! LOL!
2007-01-15 05:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that's flippin' awesome!
But there's a small mistake. How can she be the mother of both of them. Look at the beginning, and then look at the end.
2007-01-15 05:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Georgie Smorgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!!! The moms all nonchalant sounds to me like she may have took after her. Makes you wonder if the moms married. I wouldnt be to surprised if the guy was screwing her and her mom.
2007-01-15 04:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by meka g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thanks for a surprise ending. Glad it is not real cause then it would be really sad. Mmm
2007-01-15 04:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-15 04:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by day shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-01-15 04:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was this person thinking?
2007-01-15 04:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2007-01-15 06:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww
2007-01-15 04:53:26 · answer #11 · answered by anoa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋