Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the a-s are interchangeable.
2007-01-15 04:54:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I give you 20 BIG pts 4 that 1
2007-01-15 05:02:36 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke but I am afraid it is almost true. The politicians use their brains for working out how to fiddle their expenses and they do not use it when considering the welfare of the poor tax payers. I smiled at it though.
2016-05-24 06:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I go all along with the fifth one,he's got it about right
2007-01-15 05:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to true girl 10/10
2007-01-15 10:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easiest to operate on comics because they're use to dying.
2007-01-15 05:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 10 points
2007-01-15 04:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how bloody true 10/10
2007-01-15 09:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was gud
carry on with the next LOL
2007-01-15 05:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by First L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2007-01-15 05:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.....ok
2007-01-15 04:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by strasburg_cat_princess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋