If so...
please describe in detail the whereabouts of your home and valuables... I will have someone come by your place to make sure they're alright.
P.S. ~ make sure to leave any information concerning alarm codes or vicious dogs with me as well.
2007-01-15 04:52:47 · 55 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, I am hard at work at my bank job, where I'm the president of the bank. I make gazillions of dollars and live in a house on the corner of Lexington and 3rd. And wouldn't you know it? All 600 of my well-paid servants (butlers, maids, cooks, and security guards) are on their winter break at the same time!! Who is going to guard my 1 bazillion dollar diamond necklace that I keep in the freezer in an empty ice cream box (Hagen Daaz. Rum Raisin. Lower left corner of freezer. Under the veal cutlets)? And the rotwiellers are all at the beauty salon having their nails done.
Would you mind terribly stopping in at the mansion to check and see that everything is ok? I would so appreciate it. Thanks!
2007-01-15 05:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am working right now and I won't be back for three days. I live in Alantis and my home is on Water Street. I know it is hard to get to Alantis but if you need any help rent the disney movie "Alantis" they have a step by step guide for getting there. My home is three stories high and it is filled with many treasures of much value, there is also a staff of twenty-five that will be willing to help you if you need anything. I do have an alarm system of some sort there is a moat filled with lava around my home and then if you make it past that there are little trolls be careful they bite! And my last line of defense is a 30 foot wide moat filled to the brim with crocodiles that haven't been fed in days, oh they are also watch over by a witch with many terrible spells that she likes to cast. Good Luck let me know if you get in. LOL
2007-01-15 05:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by irishgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fair play to ya your a real Gem.. Im sending on the details to you now ok.. Dont let the Budgie out oh and make sure you close the front door after you ..
2007-01-15 04:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually i am aboard a plane flying home..which is south-south east of miles city montana..just go to the johnson place, until you come to the fork in the road, take a left..so go check the ranch since you offered..by the way there are 4 dogs and a crusty old ranch foreman you will have to get through first but give it your best shot ;o)
2007-01-15 04:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am working. I live in the the White House. I'm sure no one is at home at this time.
George
2007-01-15 04:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by Ricky 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well my dogs are in the back but they are dumb, if you give them a bone or something they will love you, I have no alarms and I have an extra pair of house key on the top of the door frame. Please check to see if I turned the curly iron off.
Thank you so much for checking on my house.
2007-01-15 04:56:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Valuables??
2007-01-15 04:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-01-15 04:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are funny!!1 Yes, I am at work.
Just call 9-1- 1 for the code and the 4 dobermans arre watching at all times!!1
2007-01-15 04:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by -------- 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes im working
I live at
1600 Pennsylvania Ave Nw
Washington, DC 20500
please come by my place....i dare you
2007-01-15 04:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋