a guy goes to the bar to have a drink, he sees a sing on the wall that says"win a hundred bucks,ask how" so the guy asks the bartender how can i win the money
the bartender says "you see that horse in the back of the bar,if you can make him laugh i'll give you a hundred bucks"
so the guy thinks for a minute,gets up walks over to the horse,whispers in it ear and the horse starts laughing,
comes back to the bar and gets his money,the bartender is amazed, he says ok if you can make him laugh till he cries i'give you five hundred more,the guy thinks a minute walks over to the horse, messes with his pants and the horse falls on the floor laughing and crying
guy goes back to the bar to get his money
bartender is amazed and said how the hell did you do it
guy says first " i told him i had a bigger dick then him, the second time i showed it to him"
2007-01-14
10:12:13
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