2007-01-14 10:15:03 · 15 answers · asked by abby 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
i know 22 jokes.they may not be funny ( * = favorite):
1) Q: why was Christopher Columbus a crook?
A: because he double-crossed the Atlantic
2) ^Knock, knock
-Whos there?
^Cargo
-Cargo who?
^Car go "beep, beep"
3) ^Knock,knock
-Whos there?
^Cook
-Cook who?
^Cuckoo yourself! i didnt come here to be insulted.
4) Q: why is it so easy to fool vampires?
A: because they're suckers
5) ^Knock, knock
-Whos there?
^Ezra
-Ezra any hope for me?
6) Q: what did one flea say to the other?
A: shall we wak, or shall we take the dog?
7) Q: whats round and has a bad temper?
A: a vicious circle
8) ^Knock, knock
-Whos there?
^Lester
-Lester who?
^Lester over a new leaf?
9) Q: whats a pie in the sky?
A: a flying pizza
10) Q: what kind of jokes did Einstein make?
A: wisecracks!
11) Q: why is everybody tired on Aprils fools day?
A: they just finished a long March
12) ^Knock,knock
-Whos there?
^Dummy
-Dummy a favor and get lost!
13)* Q: what do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A: picket!
14) ^Knock, knock
-Whos there?
^Howard
-Howard who?
^How hard can it be to guess a knock-knock joke is
comming?
15) Q: what is a witch doctors mistake?
A: a voodoo boo-boo
16) Q: what do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit
hole?
A: a hot cross bunny!
17)* ^Knock, knock
-Whos there?
^Oscar
-Oscar who?
^Oscar stupid question, you get a stupid answer
18) Q: what do you get when you cross one principal with
another?
A: dont try it --principals dont like to be crossed
19) Q: what is big and green and has a trunk?
A: an unripe elephant
20) Q: why dont cannibals eat class clowns?
A: because they taste funny
21) Q: what do you get when you cross a werewolf with a dozen
eggs?
A: a hairy omelet.
22)* Q: what is a nachos?
A: a fine black man that is na chos(not yours)!
2007-01-14 11:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-24 02:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married on the rooftop?
The wedding was ok, but the reception was great!
2007-01-14 10:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by captainsquanto 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes I have 2....
Joke 1: How do u make Ohio State Buckeye cookies???
you put them in a bowl and beat them for 60 minutes.
Joke 2: Yo momma is so ugly she made blind babies cry.
2007-01-14 10:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why dont chicken coops have 4 doors? Because then they would be a chicken sedan. Hee hee . . .
2007-01-14 12:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so uGly... that she went into the haunted house and came out with an application!! LOL
2007-01-14 10:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by dbDubb 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
their were 2 pretzels walking down the street and 1 was assaulted!!!
2007-01-14 10:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by banana 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you waste 5 points to ask if anyone knows any jokes?
2007-01-14 10:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
A girl and guy were in love, the girl was expecting him to propose that day and asked ' will you give me a ring?' and the guy said sure ' do i call your cell or home?'
2007-01-14 10:23:31 · answer #9 · answered by GUESS GIRL 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
your mama so stupid...so stole a free sample
2007-01-14 11:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋