a guy goes to the bar to have a drink, he sees a sing on the wall that says"win a hundred bucks,ask how" so the guy asks the bartender how can i win the money
the bartender says "you see that horse in the back of the bar,if you can make him laugh i'll give you a hundred bucks"
so the guy thinks for a minute,gets up walks over to the horse,whispers in it ear and the horse starts laughing,
comes back to the bar and gets his money,the bartender is amazed, he says ok if you can make him laugh till he cries i'give you five hundred more,the guy thinks a minute walks over to the horse, messes with his pants and the horse falls on the floor laughing and crying
guy goes back to the bar to get his money
bartender is amazed and said how the hell did you do it
guy says first " i told him i had a bigger dick then him, the second time i showed it to him"
2007-01-14 10:12:13 · 11 answers · asked by jokerswild 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i ment to say sign not sing
2007-01-14 10:13:15 · update #1
On a scale of 1-10 you get a 10-10 that was really funny I love jokes like that dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-14 10:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by hinsdalesprit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still funny. This one is even older. A horse walks up to the bar. The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
2007-01-14 18:23:02 · answer #2 · answered by Commander 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! i haven't heard that one for ages. when i did hear it, it was a variant where the guy leaves the pub after the first chat with the horse, then returns a year later to find the horse STILL laughing and a sign saying if you can stop him laughing you get 500 bucks
2007-01-14 18:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by mat b 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
funny 9/10
2007-01-14 18:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They should have a category for jokes that are 20 years old or older.
2007-01-14 18:17:57 · answer #5 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-14 18:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
that was hecka funny! So, is the horses thing bigger?
2007-01-14 18:21:13 · answer #7 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny. i giv an 8.5. nice joke
2007-01-14 18:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by annonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meh. I didn't think it was funny.
2007-01-14 18:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that's a stupid joke. not very funny either.
2007-01-14 18:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by Frankie 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋