Victoria and David Beckham are watching the Six O'Clock News. The headline story is about a man who's threatening to jump off a bridge on to the busy road below.
Victoria turns to David and says, "I bet you £10,000 that he jumps."
David says, "£10,000? Done."
The pair shake on it and continue watching.
Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a thud.
David takes £10,000 out of his pocket and gives it to Victoria.
Victoria says, "I can't take that from you. I was cheating. I saw a news bulletin earlier, so I knew what was going to happen."
David says, "No, babe, the money's yours. I saw the earlier bulletin too; I just didn't think he'd do it again." :)
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What's the difference between David Beckham and an Airfix kit with no glue?
A. One's a glueless kit.
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After Yassar Arafat died , the Palestinian undertakers clothed his body in an Newcastle shirt, Spurs shorts and Rangers socks.....In his will he'd said he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.
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2007-01-14
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