The first person to make me laugh off of a blonde joke gets the 10 points.
2007-01-14 10:33:40 · 3 answers · asked by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a blonde walks into a store and says to the employee sir i'd like to buy that tv, he says sorry but we dont sell stuff to blondes, the blonde goes and dies her hair black she goes back to store and says sir id like to buy that tv and he says sorry but we dont sell stuff to blondes, so she goes and dies her hair red and she goes back to the store and says sir id like to buy that tv and he says sorry but we dont sell stuff to blondes and she says how did u no i was a blonde and he says cuz thats not a tv its a toaster
i got another one
a blonde a red head and a brunett work on top of a sky scraper and they all open there lunch (which thier husbands pack) and the blonde has a bolongi sandwich the red head gets rice and the brunett gets a salad and they all decided that if they get the same thing the next day they were all going to jump off the skyscraper and the next day they all got the same thing so they all jumped off, @ the funeral theor husbands went up to say something and the red heads husband said if i knew that she didnt like rice she could have told me and i would have packed something different, the brunett's husband goes up and says she could have told me she didnt want a salad and i wouldnt have packed it then the blom=ndes husband goes up and says.....................she packed her own lunch
2007-01-14 11:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
a blonde was speeding along the road and was pulled over by a blonde police officer.
The blonde driver was asked to show the police offficer her licence.
She couldnt find it and got progressively agitated until she asked what does it look like?
The policewomean said its square and has your picture on it.finally she found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you can go. i didnt realise you were a police officer
11 women were holding ontro a rope and they needed one person to let go otherwise the rope would snap. there were ten blondes and one brunette. Soon the brunette gave a wonderful speech about how she was going to let go and she wanted them to know that she had had a wonderful life she finished
and alll the blondes........clapped
2007-01-14 11:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a blonde walked into a bar. ouch.
a second blonde walks into a bar. you think the third wouldve ducked.
2007-01-14 11:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋