Victoria and David Beckham are watching the Six O'Clock News. The headline story is about a man who's threatening to jump off a bridge on to the busy road below.
Victoria turns to David and says, "I bet you £10,000 that he jumps."
David says, "£10,000? Done."
The pair shake on it and continue watching.
Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a thud.
David takes £10,000 out of his pocket and gives it to Victoria.
Victoria says, "I can't take that from you. I was cheating. I saw a news bulletin earlier, so I knew what was going to happen."
David says, "No, babe, the money's yours. I saw the earlier bulletin too; I just didn't think he'd do it again." :)
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What's the difference between David Beckham and an Airfix kit with no glue?
A. One's a glueless kit.
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After Yassar Arafat died , the Palestinian undertakers clothed his body in an Newcastle shirt, Spurs shorts and Rangers socks.....In his will he'd said he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.
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2007-01-14 10:28:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a cracker. Well done, you really made my day. I like Becks and i STILL laughed!
2007-01-14 10:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by china doll 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite interesting
2007-01-14 13:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lionwarlord 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good for all of them but Vicky and I fort the first one was the best.
2007-01-14 11:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I like the first one best
2007-01-14 10:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by Joel C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The kangaroo hmm hmm with the man! Or either the kangaroo jumps around everywhere!
2016-05-24 02:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha!
2007-01-14 10:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-14 10:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by singledad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good old david
2007-01-14 11:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by peter d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haw-Haw
2007-01-14 10:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. :D It's sweet!
2007-01-14 10:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋