Entertainment & Music - 14 January 2007

Jim is fed up of paying through the nose for parking his car as he works in London.His friend Ahmed suggests a camel,cheap, obedient and faithful. Jim takes his advice and for the first few days everything went fine,he tied his camel up outside his office in the morning and rode it home in the evening.One day he came out and the camel was GONE,vanished.He looked around then went to report it to the police.
"You wish to report a stolen WHAT? Riight...er let's take a few details..
Colour?.....Brown. Humps?.....one. Sex?.....Er.. I don't really know .
"Well Sir I suggest you go home and think about it and let us know if you find out."
As Jim is walking out of the police station he remembers something and turns back.
" I remember now" he said " It's a female!"
"Oo..kk...what makes you think that?"
Well yesterday as I was riding through the street I heard one man say to his mate:-

"Look at the soft cu*t on that camel"

2007-01-14 22:19:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-14 22:19:18 · 29 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

I absolutely love Rapunzel, what a cool name
or else Rumplestiltskin

2007-01-14 22:19:08 · 21 answers · asked by D8411 5 in Polls & Surveys

i can't think of any, thanks for your time :)

2007-01-14 22:18:06 · 7 answers · asked by Spawn 3 in Music

Yeah, i've being feeling pretty insecure lately, i just had a baby 4 weeks ago. it's nice to know there are people who don't equate nice looking with skinny. thank you so much, you've really helped me today.

2007-01-14 22:17:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 22:16:49 · 18 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

details so i can pick the best one!! poll question

2007-01-14 22:16:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Someone tell me some real good reggae tunes, Must be full of base, but no Ragga.

2007-01-14 22:16:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-14 22:16:38 · 15 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 22:15:44 · 11 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 22:14:27 · 15 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

Well sometimes I am...you know when there's nothing new and you've seen it all..same style, same storyline, same dilemmas, same endings...

I guess I'm not a true anime fan at all...

2007-01-14 22:14:03 · 15 answers · asked by karl 4 in Comics & Animation

p.s. NONE of these britney spears or boyband pop, thank u

2007-01-14 22:11:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

......and had beed decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails! Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however, was wearing expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing they made their way home.
The nexty day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said "These damn girls nights out have to stop, my wife came home last night with no knickers on." "that's nothing", said the other," mine came back with a card stuck between her ar*e cheeks that said "from all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!"

2007-01-14 22:09:17 · 17 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My coworkers and I are trying to figure out what song starts out "what we going to do is go way back, back into time......." We think it is a hip hop or rap song....HELP!

2007-01-14 22:08:40 · 4 answers · asked by Lee 2 in Music

What's the name of the song that Patti LaBelle sings in the beginning of the movie "A Soldier's Story" and where can I find it?

It starts: I pour so much whiskey...

2007-01-14 22:06:28 · 1 answers · asked by AQ 3 in Movies

2007-01-14 22:06:23 · 10 answers · asked by febin_ignatious2005 2 in Television

We are naming her "Encarnación", after my bf's (Spanish) mum, who died last year.

I'd like a second name which means "Luck", "Hope" or "Miracle" - in any other language other than English or Spanish. I'm having a very complicated high risk pregnancy and I'd like to give her a second name with a meaning like one of these... Because she'll be so special when she does arrive, I feel she deserves it!

Does anyone know of any names like this??

;-)

2007-01-14 22:02:59 · 20 answers · asked by Krissyinthesun 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need something that will pop up daily and not close until I close it! Is there a way to do that without downloading anything?

2007-01-14 22:02:00 · 7 answers · asked by Patty O' Green 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 22:00:03 · 18 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ive seen a lot of animes cause I have a channnel called animax asia and it shows anime 24 hours a day and I vote that the stupidest and most boringest anime is any of those Dragon Ball shows

2007-01-14 22:00:00 · 6 answers · asked by chinas_chibi 1 in Comics & Animation

anyone know of any PG movies with nudity? Should they be rated higher? why or why not?

2007-01-14 21:59:47 · 6 answers · asked by Rachmanioff 1 in Movies

tell me what you think of my pic?

2007-01-14 21:59:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 21:58:14 · 23 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 21:57:10 · 13 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love Music, whenever i find a great track or song i just get lost in it.
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2007-01-14 21:55:50 · 18 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anyone in it I might recognise, and is it even remotely worth seeing?

2007-01-14 21:55:44 · 4 answers · asked by davidbrookesuk 3 in Movies

It's an old movie, but what's your interpretation of it. I know it's made by a critically acclaimed Dutch director and there is a satirical anti-capitalism theme where companies control everything and executives are corrupt. What is your take of the TV show with the "I'll buy that for a dollar" catch phrase. Is it some sort of artsy message against corrupt capitalism?

2007-01-14 21:55:13 · 5 answers · asked by rectar 1 in Movies

2007-01-14 21:54:19 · 10 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 21:51:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys