......and had beed decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails! Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however, was wearing expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing they made their way home.
The nexty day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said "These damn girls nights out have to stop, my wife came home last night with no knickers on." "that's nothing", said the other," mine came back with a card stuck between her ar*e cheeks that said "from all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!"
2007-01-14 22:09:17 · 17 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.
2007-01-14 22:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by lilac. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2016-05-24 04:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Alberta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard It Before. But Its Funny
2007-01-14 22:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! gd 1 thank's 4 da laugh
2007-01-15 01:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still LMFAO cheers
2007-01-14 23:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it a million times but it still makes me laugh
2007-01-14 22:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before,still funny
2007-01-15 07:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey - ive neva heard it before - but it was a gud one though!
2007-01-14 22:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
verry funny
2007-01-14 22:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! Thats really funny!!!
2007-01-14 23:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny
2007-01-14 22:17:15 · answer #11 · answered by tennessee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋