Jim is fed up of paying through the nose for parking his car as he works in London.His friend Ahmed suggests a camel,cheap, obedient and faithful. Jim takes his advice and for the first few days everything went fine,he tied his camel up outside his office in the morning and rode it home in the evening.One day he came out and the camel was GONE,vanished.He looked around then went to report it to the police.
"You wish to report a stolen WHAT? Riight...er let's take a few details..
Colour?.....Brown. Humps?.....one. Sex?.....Er.. I don't really know .
"Well Sir I suggest you go home and think about it and let us know if you find out."
As Jim is walking out of the police station he remembers something and turns back.
" I remember now" he said " It's a female!"
"Oo..kk...what makes you think that?"
Well yesterday as I was riding through the street I heard one man say to his mate:-
"Look at the soft cu*t on that camel"
2007-01-14 22:19:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are both camels.
One humped camel..dromedary
Two humped camel..bactrian.
DON'T SPLIT HAIRS..IT'S A JOKE!!!!
2007-01-14 22:28:59 · update #1
Was it a camel or a dromedary? Which one has one hump and which has two?
2007-01-14 22:23:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet he had the hump
2007-01-15 06:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-15 06:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was his name Humphrey ? haha
2007-01-15 07:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. Not bad.
2007-01-15 06:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by gabound75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that woz a gudun!
2007-01-15 06:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋