So there's my friend Mohan who got married just yesterday (it was an arranged marriage). So when I got to meet him, I asked him a personal question as to how his "first night" went. He replied "We had really good sex, but at the end of it I felt really bad".
I asked him as to what exactly made him feel sad. He said "After we finished having sex, I habitually gave her 1000 bucks!!" Then I consoled him saying that he needs to chill out, sit down and talk to his wife & hopefully she will forgive him for his past misdemeanors and she'll come around. But he said " No, that is not the thing". I asked him "then what was it that really made you sad?"
He replied "As soon I gave her the money, she returned 200 bucks back to me!!!"
2007-01-13
09:38:13
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