So there's my friend Mohan who got married just yesterday (it was an arranged marriage). So when I got to meet him, I asked him a personal question as to how his "first night" went. He replied "We had really good sex, but at the end of it I felt really bad".
I asked him as to what exactly made him feel sad. He said "After we finished having sex, I habitually gave her 1000 bucks!!" Then I consoled him saying that he needs to chill out, sit down and talk to his wife & hopefully she will forgive him for his past misdemeanors and she'll come around. But he said " No, that is not the thing". I asked him "then what was it that really made you sad?"
He replied "As soon I gave her the money, she returned 200 bucks back to me!!!"
2007-01-13 09:38:13 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK. FOR THOSE WHO DON"T GET THIS JOKE:
In India, basically we have marriages arranged by parents. So normally the parents who get us married assume that we are religiously PURE and very cultured people. However, in this joke, I portrayed that the kids are not really what their parents think them to be.
My friend "Mohan" who his parents think is an innocent and respectable guy, is actually not (he goes to brothels regularly, that is why he paid her 1000 bucks).
His wife was also not the same sweet and cultured girl that the parents made out to be (she returned 200 bucks back, meaning she took 800 bucks for the sex, accidentally by habit - it means that she is a HOOKER!)
2007-01-13 09:56:43 · update #1
ORIGINAL JUST MISSING A LITTLE SOMETHNG BUT FUNNY
2007-01-13 09:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by blue 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Work a little bit more with the end like ... As soon I gave her the money, she replied thank you honey come back soon ...or nice doing business with you...or thank you lets see what i'll get next time!!!
2007-01-13 09:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by gina e 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would have been funny if you had actually made it up. I have heard this joke many differant ways pertaining to several differant cultures and religions.
2007-01-13 10:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by onearkansasmommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute but silly. 8/10!
2007-01-13 09:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okies for all you folks who did not get it. He was use to paying a prostitute 1000 bucks... thats some high priced call girl. He paid his wife out of habit. And his wife must of been a call girl herself because she gave him change.
har har
2007-01-13 09:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by callmesahara 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good One!
2007-01-13 10:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't make that joke up.I've seen it on here in various forms many times
2007-01-13 10:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the punch line..pls explain
2007-01-13 09:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by Missbribri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't want to hurt your feelings but it wasn't really that funny. sorry! Keep trying!
2007-01-13 09:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.. at first i thought she used man-hoes, but then i read your explaination. good one
2007-01-13 09:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋