I'm sorry, we've lost you records but tell me what you did wrong and we'll see what we can do." golfer said " Well I took the Lords name in vain once." St. Peter said "Explain." Golfer said " I teed up on a 600 yd. par five and hit the longest straightest drive of my life but some drunks were playing ahead of me and left a club in the fairway and my ball hit the club and bounced into the woods." "Is that when you, you know..." St Peter prompted. "No no, I had a line of sight @ the green between two trees so I got my 3 wood and hit the longest straightest farway drive I've ever hit: it bounced and rolled up on the green straight for the cup but the drunks had left a putter laying there and it hit the club and bounced into the bunker." "Is that when you.." St. Peter asked. "No no, I got my sand wedge and hit a beautiful shot that rolled to within six inches of the cup." "Is that when you took the Lords na"... "No!" cried the golfer. St. Peter said " Oh GODDAMN you DIDN"T miss that put!!"
2007-01-09
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