I'm sorry, we've lost you records but tell me what you did wrong and we'll see what we can do." golfer said " Well I took the Lords name in vain once." St. Peter said "Explain." Golfer said " I teed up on a 600 yd. par five and hit the longest straightest drive of my life but some drunks were playing ahead of me and left a club in the fairway and my ball hit the club and bounced into the woods." "Is that when you, you know..." St Peter prompted. "No no, I had a line of sight @ the green between two trees so I got my 3 wood and hit the longest straightest farway drive I've ever hit: it bounced and rolled up on the green straight for the cup but the drunks had left a putter laying there and it hit the club and bounced into the bunker." "Is that when you.." St. Peter asked. "No no, I got my sand wedge and hit a beautiful shot that rolled to within six inches of the cup." "Is that when you took the Lords na"... "No!" cried the golfer. St. Peter said " Oh GODDAMN you DIDN"T miss that put!!"
2007-01-09 15:11:38 · 8 answers · asked by acesfourpal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
every golfer will love that joke
2007-01-09 15:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Wicked 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. Funny. 8/10!
2007-01-09 15:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one.
2007-01-09 15:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-01-09 15:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by ebush73 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ehh
2007-01-09 15:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!
2007-01-09 15:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh that's a good one
2007-01-09 15:15:02 · answer #7 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol!! i guess he'll get in!!! :D
2007-01-09 15:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋