Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

2 gay guys are walking through a zoo.....They come across the gorillas and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection..The gay men are fascinated by this..One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it...The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for 6 hours, non-stop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by...When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage..An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital...A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks,.."are you hurt?".......................




"AM I HURT?" he shouts...."wouldn't YOU be?..he hasn't called....he hasn't written........

2007-01-09 00:31:12 · 19 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

First person to who gets four questions correct gets 10 points:

1. What are the names of Lt. Dan's two female "friends" that he and Forrest spend New Years eve with.?

2. Who provided the voice over for Elvis Presely?

3. What number jersey did Forrest pay in when he was in college?

4. How many of The Doors songs are featured in the Movie and what are they?

(No i do not work at Bubba Gump Shrimp!)

Have fun...!

2007-01-09 00:28:50 · 5 answers · asked by Next evolutionary step... 6 in Movies

I really liked it....Ed Speleers did a really good job for a newcomer :D

2007-01-09 00:28:28 · 7 answers · asked by alsdkjf 3 in Movies

2007-01-09 00:27:23 · 14 answers · asked by I am Villan - the good kind 1 in Celebrities

He had a mantis/insect car. Both he and the car were red. It was kind of a power rangers type show. He was an alien. I just can't remember.

2007-01-09 00:27:20 · 1 answers · asked by chris.fitzgerald 1 in Television

2007-01-09 00:27:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anthony 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 00:25:05 · 25 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

Like Peanut Butter and Jelly.

2007-01-09 00:24:46 · 30 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

For example, if someone is supposed to be shown snorting cocaine, is it really powdered sugar or flour? Wouldn't that be sticky doing that?

2007-01-09 00:22:38 · 7 answers · asked by Cinnamon 6 in Movies

why bosses act as if they are Gods?!

2007-01-09 00:22:19 · 11 answers · asked by choice2make4u 3 in Polls & Surveys

How old were you?
How much did you earn?
Did you quit or get fired?

2007-01-09 00:20:26 · 39 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

Don't try to make me laugh with a joke or whatever, just tell me a funny story or experience! Please try.. I will pick the best answer as soon as the 4 hours are up.

2007-01-09 00:19:57 · 7 answers · asked by filthy gorgeous 1 in Other - Entertainment

what courses would be served, cost is no object with Grassy

2007-01-09 00:19:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 00:19:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

animal ~to hold
car type
food
place to visit

2007-01-09 00:19:06 · 19 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Polls & Surveys

mine had a whole lot of "we had a lot of trouble at first, but we are good friends now"
i think i fought with everybody back then

2007-01-09 00:19:00 · 13 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

♫

2007-01-09 00:18:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hehe :)

2007-01-09 00:18:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't

2007-01-09 00:18:25 · 37 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 00:17:44 · 2 answers · asked by bravodog 2 in Movies

2007-01-09 00:17:30 · 5 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

YES I'M THICK,My printer is not just a printer it's also a scanner,a copier and a fax machine.....

2007-01-09 00:16:13 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

roses in your rose garden. Grassy appreciates fine horticulturalists

2007-01-09 00:15:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

boy playing with his train, his mum over hears him from the kitchen say "all you bastards getting off, **** off! all you bastards getting on, ******* hurry up". his mum sends him to his room for 2 hours until he learns to be nice. when he starts playing again 2hrs later, his mum hears him say "those disembarking, mind the step & have a nice day, those boarding enjoy your journey, & those upset at the 2 hour delay, blame that fat **** in the kitchen!!

2007-01-09 00:14:30 · 29 answers · asked by jo w 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi
Im thinking of a movie that I saw on TV a few years back. Dont remember much about it but here it goes.

It is the future and there are machines which makes it possible to switch consciousness with other people.

For example: Rich people take the consciousness of "emty bodies" and go skydiving and other dangerous things.

The storyline is something like: The main character changes consciousness but something goes wrong (his body dies or something). The company who make these switches try to cover the whole incident up and theres a bunch of shooting and stuff.

If anyone could figure out what movie this is I would be very grateful.

2007-01-09 00:14:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-09 00:14:20 · 2 answers · asked by Clart L 2 in Other - Entertainment

well,i have a friend..she's so talented in acting.. she's half chinese and half american.. and she'll begin her carrier in hollywood.. can she as popular as another actresses like halle berry or uma thurman?

2007-01-09 00:13:24 · 16 answers · asked by Gladys T 2 in Celebrities

any suggestions?

2007-01-09 00:12:44 · 8 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys

what form of protection does a chav prefer whilst having sex?


a bus shelter!



(i thought it was funny before i was clear on what a "chav" was. now i think it's pretty damn hilarious!)

2007-01-09 00:11:57 · 20 answers · asked by soren 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 00:11:50 · 10 answers · asked by spider 4 in Polls & Surveys