Don't try to make me laugh with a joke or whatever, just tell me a funny story or experience! Please try.. I will pick the best answer as soon as the 4 hours are up.
2007-01-09 00:19:57 · 7 answers · asked by filthy gorgeous 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
When I was in 8th grade, my entire class hated our teacher. Let's call her Mrs. P. Mrs. P wore so much make-up that when she was angry, only her neck turned red because her face was just layered with make-up and her hair stuck up like she'd been electrocuted.
Mrs. P had a ceramic cat on her desk that she called Mr. Kitty(how original). Mr. Kitty was white with black spots and her obsession with him was more than a little bit creepy.
One morning, my friend walked into the classroom and her backpack strap caught around Mr. Kitty's neck.
Mr. Kitty went flying off the desk and landed on the floor. Every part of Mr. Kitty shattered into a billion pieces, except for his head. Mrs. P heard the crash from across the hall and came sprinting into the room.
"Kitty?" She said and started crying. Seriously. Bawling over a broken ceramic cat. Then she saw that his head was still in one piece. She picked it up and said,
"Maybe I can glue him back together." And then Mr. Kitty's head broke in her hands.
2007-01-09 04:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by rinnasaurusrex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother, daughter,son and I went to a Detroit Red Wings game 8 or 9 years ago. We drove my husband's brand new Ford Escort station wagon. We were running late and had to park aways away from Joe Louis Arena. I had made my daughter do the driving because I get nervous. She pulled into the parking spot we were directed to and we all jumped out to rush to the game. I locked the doors before we took off. I asked my daughter if she wanted me to put the keys in my purse and she said I had them. I pointed out that she had driven and she still had the keys. Then she realized she had left them IN the locked car. We proceeded to the game anyway to find out how we could get help getting the car unlocked. We waited till the game started and she went to find help. When she didn't come back we figured she's had gotten a ride to the car to get the keys. It was nearly first intermission when I saw her coming up the steps to where we were sitting. With each step her grin got bigger. When she finally reached us and sat down I asked if she'd had a problem getting the keys. She held them up and said in a VERY exaggerated tone, "The-car-was-still-running!". Yup, four adults left a car running at a hockey game in downtown Detroit. I said I was suprised it was still there and my son said, "Mom, it's an Escort wagon. No body around here is gonna steal THAT!" Hope our stupidity made you at least smile!
2007-01-09 08:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave Barry is back after a long sabbatical.
Check out www.davebarry.com
He has lots of funny stories in his columns.
Just got home from work so no funny stories of my own right now. But check out Dave. I read his latest column yesterday about his vacation and it really, really made me laugh.
And then there's Monty Python's, "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," and now I have that song in my head!
words and music by Eric Idle
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
2007-01-09 19:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in Australia, on holidays in Brisbane, i went out to a few clubs with some mates.
I didnt know the area, and we were in this club for a while, my friend was very drunk, anyhow he starts chatting up some chick, and she was keen, but after about a minute, i pull him to one side and said to him "dude its a dude", hes like 'nah no way, shes hot as, and look shes got boobs and all that" , i am like "check out the adams apple son!!" ...... anyhow he went back to sit with shim, and asked if it was a dude, and he confirmed he is a dude.
So my friend bailed, and at 4am he gets a call on his cell when we were all in a taxi going back to our motel, and he answers, and he hears "Hi its sarah" in a full on mans voice !
He was so drunk he gave him his number. lol
So we stir him up everytime we go out now, tell him not to crack onto any dudes, unless he wants to swing that way. lol
Hope you feel better !!!!
2007-01-09 09:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. I have a son who is 5. One time, we were at the park ( last year so he was 4) and he was playing with a friend and I was stading over my son ( tyler) who was 2 and talking to my friend Nancy, and Nick ( 4) and his friend came up to us and pulled down our pants in public at the park. It was so embaressing! Picture it!
2007-01-09 08:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Ava ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day Bush dies & goes to some weird place & a guy lets him choose a rooms to live forever
He Opens 3 Rooms
1-A huge firepit where everyones burnin & bats fly &
eat people
2-A huge lake of fire where everyones roasted like beef
3-A room where Clinton gives ******* to some formal chick
So he chooses the 3rd door hoping to have sex with the girl forever INSTEAD HE GETS THE *******
2007-01-09 11:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Aaronsmith 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try playing jacks remember that game it is still fun and you will laugh i promise
2007-01-09 09:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋