Entertainment & Music - 4 January 2007

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

2007-01-04 23:08:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

having Madonna as his mother.
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2007-01-04 23:07:49 · 4 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

and flooded your bathroom

Anyone got a spare mop?

2007-01-04 23:07:26 · 15 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

it's an old song in the 80's i didn't know the name of the song or the singers but i like it and i am looking for it ...it say in the lyrics ( and i miss you like the desert miss the rain ) i thing the singer was a britch girls ...plsss

2007-01-04 23:06:27 · 11 answers · asked by Thamer 2 in Music

Just wondering. It's a question I saw earlier, I noticed the answerer that said "yes" got 6 thumbs up and people that actually wrote a sentence got thumbed down
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnO7WGt8MUaIhvFv4_KGfYLsy6IX?qid=20070104201519AAP45mb&show=7#profile-info-f08d1d3312866a86acf2d53f0abbd3d2aa

2007-01-04 23:05:54 · 10 answers · asked by Graham G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 23:03:59 · 15 answers · asked by Barbie 1 in Celebrities

Whats the best Guitar valve amp new or vintage for around £500, keep in mind of sound Byrds,Beatles,Beach boys P90's pickups and Fender jaguar pickups

2007-01-04 23:03:58 · 3 answers · asked by 1960's_psych 2 in Music

Isn't that from a Crunchie advert or something?

2007-01-04 23:03:38 · 29 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Polls & Surveys

The lyrics are: "We're moving closer or so it seems , there's a spark in my heart, knows exactly what it means, i get the message, loud and clear....should have known long ago, that the one thing i've been searching for is here, just a touch away, all i need to do, all i need to say is baby. Why couldn't i see your love? I must have been blind."

Cheers!

2007-01-04 23:03:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

there was a two american boys and their japanese friend they went to a japanese resturant to eat the boys forgot their money at home to pay for their meal so the japanese boy said can i give you my american friends for ******* us over at pearl harbor years ago!

2007-01-04 23:03:22 · 12 answers · asked by kevin j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

HMMMM

:)

2007-01-04 23:02:28 · 19 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

i saw the video on mtv once at a friends house but didnt catch the name of he song or the band but i love it. all i can give to go by is in the videothe band is a group of guys and they are at like a summer camp, one guys falls in love with this girl and finally kisses her in the end and everyone is cheering him on, its a dance/rock/pop sounding song. thats abou it. tks!

2007-01-04 23:02:13 · 5 answers · asked by Aliciaray 2 in Music

... You will hear what comes next :
Wagner — Ragtime — Jazz....

Do You agree !??

2007-01-04 23:02:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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2007-01-04 23:00:39 · 5 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

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2007-01-04 22:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

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2007-01-04 22:57:43 · 7 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

you all have been good in life so you all may enter heaven however there is one condition you must never step on the ducks if you step on any of the ducks you will be chained to the ugliest men for all eternity The 3 women enter heaven & are careful to avoid steppin on any duck but its hard because ducks are everywhere after a few hours one of the women grew tired and accidently step on a duck theres a sudden gush of wind and the woman is swooped into the air the ugliest man the world has ever known is tied to her by the means of a chain Seein this the other two woman are frantic not to step on a duck after months the next woman grew tired as she walks out of the door she steps on a duck instantly the duck turns into a hunchback & her leg is chained to his The third woman is now very careful to avoid the ducks After 10 years she starts to walk outside and a gorgeous man is chained to her "What have I done to deserve this" she asks the man answers "I dont know but I stepped on a duck!"

2007-01-04 22:56:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

moral standards and social skills are higher on Yahoo than on the real world? I mean rude people are usually reported, we tend to be more polite and to have more friends than in real life (by the way, those with more than 100 friends on their 360* page, do you think they have as many friends in their real life too?)...

2007-01-04 22:56:33 · 14 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal.


Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"


"Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."


I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."


She hasn't spoken to me since.

2007-01-04 22:55:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-04 22:55:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 22:54:45 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Whilst playing hide & seek.

2007-01-04 22:54:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-01-04 22:54:08 · 4 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

people who talk about their kids all the time or people who tell you their dreams?

2007-01-04 22:54:05 · 36 answers · asked by Rhapsody 5 in Polls & Surveys

The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.. and although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either.. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I cant quite remember

2007-01-04 22:53:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-01-04 22:52:58 · 2 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

if she wanted spotted dick after tea....why did she laugh and ring the doctors ?

2007-01-04 22:52:56 · 8 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 22:52:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Ant went to consult a doctor.. Elephant asked about the ant's disease. Ant was not happy and replied. After hearing the reply,elephant fainted. Why?

2007-01-04 22:52:08 · 21 answers · asked by myths 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hey!
does anyone know if jo o'meara (the blonde one that could actually sing from s club 7) who is now in the celeb big brother house, is gay

2007-01-04 22:52:04 · 13 answers · asked by dm4dt 1 in Celebrities