Entertainment & Music - 4 January 2007

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my waaaay
Gone are the daa-ark clouds that something something
It's gonna be a briiiiiiiiight
brii-ii-iight
sunshiny daaaaay!

2007-01-04 21:22:05 · 16 answers · asked by nev 4 in Music

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??? ...OOPS HE DID it AGAIN.....?

Pulled out in front of me today.... >:{
POKED ...., HAD TO SLOW
WAYYYY....DOWN....
ALMOST STOPPED AT A GREEN LIGHT
OPENED CLUNKER TRUCK DOOR
TO SPIT............ aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!!!

2007-01-04 21:21:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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a joke... what is intellegence?

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, �intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

2007-01-04 21:20:54 · 8 answers · asked by missannazhoo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Snoop Doggy Dogg Or Biggie?

I'm talking about the old snoop, when he was making classic sh!t like Gin And Juice and Nuthin But A G Thang, not the commercialized puppet you see today. As for the question, its hard to say. They certainly were both tremendous. Doggystyle and Ready To Die are definitely top 10 albums.

2007-01-04 21:20:37 · 12 answers · asked by Harry M 1 in Celebrities

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Which NFL Hall of Famer played Johnathon Garvey on LHOP?

2007-01-04 21:20:31 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

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Do you lie to your partner just to make them happy?

I do it sometimes.

2007-01-04 21:19:45 · 12 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who palyed Mork from Ork's son?

2007-01-04 21:18:07 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

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Yet another one?

One night a gorilla walks into a pub...goes up to the bar where there is a new very young barman and asks for a pint of beer. the young chap is astounded at the sight of his customer and says
"Excuse me just a minute". He goes inside the room at the back of the bar and says "Dad. Dad there is a gorilla out there asking for a pint of beer". His father says "Thats Ok son give him one".The young lad then says "Yes thats Ok but how much do I charge him?" The father replies "It doesnt matter does it. He is a gorilla and wont know the difference" so the young guy goes back to the bar and draws a pint of beer for the gorilla and the gorilla goes and sits down and drinks it slowly. After drinking it he goes back to the bar and asks "How much?" the young guy replies "£10" the gorilla pays up quietly and doesnt say a thing and ambles out towards the exit. The boy then calls out to the gorilla.."Hey....Gorilla....I have never seen a gorilla in here before" the gorilla slowly turns

2007-01-04 21:17:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Joke Funny Or Not?

two in one grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

2007-01-04 21:15:53 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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A Man Has 2 Choose From 3 Punishments Read Details Very Funny!!!?

a man has 2 pik from th punishments after deth in hell
the devil shows him 3 rooms with punishment in it
1st room is burnin in a neva ending hole
and th man says no
2nd room has murderers in it with guns and nives
th man says no
th 3rd room had a sexy blonde woman in there having sex with a man on a table
th man says yes 2 th 3rd room
Satan walks up 2 th girl and says:

You May Go Now!!!!