One night a gorilla walks into a pub...goes up to the bar where there is a new very young barman and asks for a pint of beer. the young chap is astounded at the sight of his customer and says
"Excuse me just a minute". He goes inside the room at the back of the bar and says "Dad. Dad there is a gorilla out there asking for a pint of beer". His father says "Thats Ok son give him one".The young lad then says "Yes thats Ok but how much do I charge him?" The father replies "It doesnt matter does it. He is a gorilla and wont know the difference" so the young guy goes back to the bar and draws a pint of beer for the gorilla and the gorilla goes and sits down and drinks it slowly. After drinking it he goes back to the bar and asks "How much?" the young guy replies "£10" the gorilla pays up quietly and doesnt say a thing and ambles out towards the exit. The boy then calls out to the gorilla.."Hey....Gorilla....I have never seen a gorilla in here before" the gorilla slowly turns
2007-01-04 21:17:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
round and says "I> m not surprised at £10 a pint!"
2007-01-04 21:17:53 · update #1
my mother would like that one.
2007-01-04 21:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by danielle s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
£10 is cheap in London
2007-01-04 22:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice joke
2007-01-04 21:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im 11 and i dont no much about old mesurments how much is a pint?
LOL
2007-01-04 21:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by Proffesor??? No Way!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! gorillas rock.
2007-01-04 22:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and clean
2007-01-04 22:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one...thanks!
2007-01-04 23:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋