My wife and I were sitting in a fine restaurant when my wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. She kept glancing over at him throughout the meal.
Finally, I said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband, and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
I said, "That's remarkable. I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
She hasn't spoken to me since.
2007-01-04 22:55:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. good one
2007-01-04 22:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original!!
2007-01-04 23:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ithea Nzau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bad but funny at the same time
2007-01-08 03:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jasmeen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..... probably hasn't done too much else to or for you, either! LOL. LOL.
Classic.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday!
2007-01-06 21:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!That is 1 to remember.
2007-01-05 05:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Najia A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big laugh here.
2007-01-04 22:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! good 1
2007-01-05 00:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fantastic
2007-01-04 23:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-05 02:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by yur_mama_sucks_lollipops_in_hell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... very funny one.. hahaha
2007-01-04 23:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋