A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2007-01-04 23:08:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good! I was expecting something else! nicely written too!
2007-01-04 23:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 9/10.
2007-01-05 07:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the same problems with the chicken jigsaw. It was a packet of cornflakes.
oohhhh it's all beak
2007-01-05 08:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-05 11:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
very fine
thanks
2007-01-05 08:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best blonde joke I've heard today
2007-01-05 07:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by that guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha you killing me. Stop..hahaha LOL I can't stop laugh that was too good.
2007-01-05 19:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by TK04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but you told it better.
2007-01-05 07:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wuahaha that one is very very good, NICE, hmm accept for the blondies i think??
2007-01-05 07:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats brilliant!
2007-01-05 07:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by laydeeheartless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋