you all have been good in life so you all may enter heaven however there is one condition you must never step on the ducks if you step on any of the ducks you will be chained to the ugliest men for all eternity The 3 women enter heaven & are careful to avoid steppin on any duck but its hard because ducks are everywhere after a few hours one of the women grew tired and accidently step on a duck theres a sudden gush of wind and the woman is swooped into the air the ugliest man the world has ever known is tied to her by the means of a chain Seein this the other two woman are frantic not to step on a duck after months the next woman grew tired as she walks out of the door she steps on a duck instantly the duck turns into a hunchback & her leg is chained to his The third woman is now very careful to avoid the ducks After 10 years she starts to walk outside and a gorgeous man is chained to her "What have I done to deserve this" she asks the man answers "I dont know but I stepped on a duck!"
2007-01-04 22:56:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If that's what heaven's like I think I'd prefer the other place.
But funny - yes!
2007-01-04 23:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but funny. 8/10.
2007-01-05 06:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I heard this one before but it's still good 10/10!!!!
2007-01-05 06:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats funny!!!
2007-01-05 06:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats a good one
2007-01-05 07:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by that guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loll yeah good joke
2007-01-05 07:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe a witty joke!!
2007-01-05 07:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shame!
2007-01-05 07:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
real funny
YES
thanks
2007-01-05 08:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. hahaha.. good one..
2007-01-05 07:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋