Entertainment & Music - 27 December 2006

I think it came out a few days ago. Is it any good. As good as the book (if you've read it)?

2006-12-27 22:29:32 · 9 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Movies

we are going there new years eve. is it any good?

2006-12-27 22:27:46 · 1 answers · asked by Lassie 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-12-27 22:25:35 · 10 answers · asked by ~UNKNOWN~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a little story about them, what were they like, any salacious details?
I met Robbie Williams in 1995 - he was really rude and surly. Mark was always my fave anyway!

2006-12-27 22:24:33 · 45 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Celebrities

I just went for a smoke and saw 2 gummi bears on the ground. I stepped on one. It was still squishy. It is 22 degrees outside and snow all over. Just curious.

2006-12-27 22:23:47 · 13 answers · asked by jipp 5 in Polls & Surveys

A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination & said,
"I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. Bring a banana & a cookie with you."

Despite the odd request, our hero complied & returned the next day with a banana and a cookie.
Doctor: "Okay, drop your pants & bend over. This is going to hurt a bit."

Although stunned by the turn of events, the patient dropped pants bent over. The doctor peeled the banana and rammed it up the guy's @ss. While the doctor consulted his watch, our hero danced around the room, screaming his head off.
After a minute the doctor ordered him to bend over again. This time the doctor took the cookie and rammed It up the patient's @ss.

"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here at the same time. Don’t forget the banana and cookie." said the doctor. The now humbled patient, with tears of pain in his eyes, nodded his head.

The next day, the same routine ensued. First the doctor rammed up a banana, waited exactly one minute, then rammed up the cookie. And the next day, and the next day and the next...!!

Every day UP went a banana, waited one minute, then UP went the cookie.

After a week of treatment, the doctor finally said, "Tomorrow‘s the last day of treatment. I want you to bring in a banana & a hammer."

"Not a cookie?" asked the very frightened patient.

"No, a hammer." confirmed the doctor.

On the last day, the doctor said, "Okay, you know the routine".
So the man dropped his pants & bent over. UP went the banana, & the doctor looked at his watch and picked up the hammer. One minute passed. Then two minutes. Three, Four minutes passed.

Finally, a little head poked out of the patient's @ss.

"WHERE'S MY COOKIE???"

**WHAM**

2006-12-27 22:20:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I Just Go Into Like The Hulk And Very Tempted To Kill The Target..

2006-12-27 22:18:56 · 17 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Polls & Surveys

and what are your favourite top 5 kylie tracks of all-time?
me, personally, i prefer the music she did during the stock, aitken and waterman days. yes it was cheesy, but it was also catchy and i still love those tunes. takes me back to my childhood and when i was 6 or 7 and i was just into pop music. as for my top 5 songs, that's a tough choice but mines are i should be so lucky, got to be certain, better the devil you know, wouldn't change a thing, hand on your heart, though not in that order

2006-12-27 22:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???" They Walk Among Us!.........
*My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!......
*I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
*While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces." ...

2006-12-27 22:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-27 22:13:12 · 9 answers · asked by My name's MUD 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-27 22:12:26 · 9 answers · asked by My name's MUD 5 in Polls & Surveys

Lead role in Judging Amy

2006-12-27 22:11:05 · 2 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Celebrities

this musical file?
http://www.filelodge.com/files/room55/1581452/06%20-%20Piste%20061.mp3

2006-12-27 22:10:54 · 1 answers · asked by fuschiapetitspois 4 in Music

2006-12-27 22:10:39 · 17 answers · asked by jojo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I need songs like Control, What did you for me lately, Black cat
please help me

2006-12-27 22:10:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

excuse me nurse ,are my testicles black
just a second she replies i'll have a look.....no she replies they look ok
thanks he replies now listen carefully i said are my test results back

2006-12-27 22:09:40 · 15 answers · asked by dean 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it right to get violent when someone is really making you angry ???

2006-12-27 22:09:24 · 19 answers · asked by cia 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm talking about the wee early hours like @ 2-3-4 am.

2006-12-27 22:09:08 · 6 answers · asked by somebodys_watchn_you 3 in Television

There's an old track from the early 80's 82? 83? That I remember having on 12 inch. It went something like "get on up, everybody get up ooh ooh ooh" or something along those lines and I had a feeling it might be by someone called "Jazzy D" but I've googled it and can find nothing. Does anyone have any ideas???

2006-12-27 22:08:34 · 4 answers · asked by terryscopic 1 in Music

2006-12-27 22:08:17 · 16 answers · asked by cresent76 1 in Music

knocks at an old ladys front door. He starts to tell her how wonderful the vacuum cleaner is, to which the old dear firmly replies, "No thank you".

Not wanting to be rejected, he stuffs his foot in the door and carries on with his sales pitch. He tells her how powerful the clear
ner is and that if it can't clean up the 2 bags of horse sh1t he is spreading all over her hall floor then he'll eat it all up himself.

"I hope you're hungry then" says the old dear, "We've just had our electricity cut off"

2006-12-27 22:08:07 · 16 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-27 22:05:49 · 2 answers · asked by tat 1 in Music

Please List All You Know...

2006-12-27 22:04:11 · 13 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Polls & Surveys

it goes:
.......party all night long........party all night long.........my baby likes to party all night

2006-12-27 22:03:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Born on 12.06.1973 in Mysore at 8.35am

2006-12-27 22:03:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-27 22:02:32 · 1 answers · asked by Mike 3 in Music

Woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can. I'm still a virgin," says the bride.

"Impossible" says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained.

"My first husband was a psycologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it"

"My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it"

"My third husband was a stamp collector, God, I miss him"

2006-12-27 22:01:51 · 14 answers · asked by dafadf a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a presentation on Elderly and the problems they deal with. We are covering death, abuse, finances, living, medical and possibly love.

Any ideas?

thanks

2006-12-27 22:01:44 · 8 answers · asked by zedgrazie 1 in Music

Not really looking for any of the games, but any project, cartoon, tv special, comicbook or novel or novel series.

My personal fave would be the X-Wing Rogue Squadron books

2006-12-27 22:00:54 · 6 answers · asked by daughters_a_wookie 4 in Movies

girl hanging by her wrists.

He approaches her, rather worried, and asks, "What on earth are you doing?".

She replies, "My husband's just left me, my credit card was refused at my favourite shoe shop and I've lost my job so I'm trying to end my life".

The man looks confused and asks, "Aren't you supposed to be hanging by your neck?"

The blone replies, "I tried that first but it was really sore and I couldn't breathe"

2006-12-27 22:00:21 · 20 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Jokes & Riddles