girl hanging by her wrists.
He approaches her, rather worried, and asks, "What on earth are you doing?".
She replies, "My husband's just left me, my credit card was refused at my favourite shoe shop and I've lost my job so I'm trying to end my life".
The man looks confused and asks, "Aren't you supposed to be hanging by your neck?"
The blone replies, "I tried that first but it was really sore and I couldn't breathe"
2006-12-27 22:00:21 · 20 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Many times I read jokes and have either heard them before or they are told incorrectly or they are simply not funny.
But I have to admit this made me laugh ... the simplest ones CAN be the best ones as well.
This joke started my day well ... lets hope that 2007 can be a funnier year for all of us .... life is getting tougher so let's laugh more! Anyone agree?
2006-12-27 22:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2006-12-27 22:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Bo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!
2006-12-27 22:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world would be an unfunnier place without blondes.
2006-12-27 22:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by tmctagga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends were here ... "
2006-12-27 22:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Moe J 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well if this does not work - try hanging by the ankles next. See you tomorrow.
2006-12-31 06:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes another blonde joke.
2006-12-28 05:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-28 21:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes ☺
2006-12-27 22:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny - I hope he didn't take advatage of the situation
2006-12-27 23:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋