*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???" They Walk Among Us!.........
*My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!......
*I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
*While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces." ...
2006-12-27 22:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved them
2006-12-27 23:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker
told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."
2006-12-27 22:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Moe J 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-28 05:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap..lmao, I literally did Laugh Out Loud...=0 10/10, best one i've read all day.
2006-12-28 06:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by sam. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have 2 kids and get example of this daily
i hold out his shoes and say come and i'll put these shoes on
he then storms into the hall and re appears a few minutes later saying he cant find his shoes
kids r great arent they!
2006-12-27 22:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They walk among us
2006-12-27 22:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Finally someone brings back some good ones. TY
2006-12-27 22:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but true! They do walk among us!
2006-12-27 22:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THEY do you mean me? I was the passenger in our car when we came to a flooded road, my husband joked we were going to get our feet wet, so I raised my feet !
2006-12-28 11:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They walk among us!
2006-12-27 22:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary how many idiots there are. They do indeed walk among us!!!
2006-12-27 22:41:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋