knocks at an old ladys front door. He starts to tell her how wonderful the vacuum cleaner is, to which the old dear firmly replies, "No thank you".
Not wanting to be rejected, he stuffs his foot in the door and carries on with his sales pitch. He tells her how powerful the clear
ner is and that if it can't clean up the 2 bags of horse sh1t he is spreading all over her hall floor then he'll eat it all up himself.
"I hope you're hungry then" says the old dear, "We've just had our electricity cut off"
2006-12-27 22:08:07 · 16 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think Noah found it funny when he first heard it...
2006-12-27 22:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Roxy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice one!
A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis."
The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, "Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list!"
He replies, "Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it."
2006-12-27 22:11:53 · answer #2 · answered by Moe J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10.
2006-12-27 22:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Happy New Year!
2006-12-28 22:34:46 · answer #4 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-28 21:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny LOL
2006-12-27 22:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one hope he liked chocolate 9/10
2006-12-27 23:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier in the Laurel & Hardy film.
2006-12-27 23:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 v.funny! happy new year!
2006-12-31 11:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by bluerose123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. " There is no joke like a DUNG joke " Cheers
2007-01-01 11:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋