Woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."
"Of course I can. I'm still a virgin," says the bride.
"Impossible" says the sales clerk.
"Unfortunately not," the bride explained.
"My first husband was a psycologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it"
"My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it"
"My third husband was a stamp collector, God, I miss him"
2006-12-27 22:01:51 · 14 answers · asked by dafadf a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One licks stamps, honey...think about it haha.
2006-12-27 22:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Bo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This must be an old joke as most stamps are self adhesive now and the fun has been taken away !!!!
2006-12-27 22:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Boscombe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe his stamps got lost in the mail or something lol
2006-12-27 22:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by y2kguyarea51 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to marry a stamp collector lol
2006-12-29 21:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all he wanted to do was lick it! like you lick a stamp
2006-12-27 22:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by smity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They call me the stamp collector...
2006-12-27 22:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by PornZeus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all stamps get a good licking
2006-12-27 23:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had so much experience and technique from licking all those stamps he had to paste in his stamp book, and that gave a good licking.........duh.
2006-12-28 01:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by onukpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening, and Happy New Year!
2006-12-31 05:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he was a second class male[mail] and it always comes late
2006-12-27 22:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋