Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

Superman was feeling a bit randy so he phones Catwoman.

fancy a date he says

No she says i'm washing my whiskers tonoght.

Next he phones WonderWoman

Apparently she was washing her tights.

Next he phones up Supergirl

Sorry she says im going out with the Hulk tonight.

Superman is so bummed he considers a hooker, but then as he was flying home he sees Wonder Woman lyinbg on her bed stark naked!

Wow he thinks what a figure.

Then he realises that she had dissed him.

Ha! he says she doesn't realise that I can fly in and do the deed and then fly back out faster than a speeding bullet! She wouldn't even realise what had happened!

So, he does.
He then flies home happy.

"Did you feel a draft"? says Wonder Woman

No said the Invisible Man but my a ss is killing me!!

2006-12-26 19:29:22 · 24 answers · asked by Cool Dude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How in the world did Lex Luthor and his henchmen beat up Superman in the new movie?

2006-12-26 19:29:19 · 9 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Movies

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what do u think?

okay, as im re-reading this i see it sounds really stupid, but my friend wanted me to do this. she says i always complain im ugly and she wants me to put it to the test...so here it goes...
http://new.photos.yahoo.com/hetty235/pho...

and please be honest...thanks....

-hetty♥

2006-12-26 19:28:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Another one of my favs. Can you guess the song?

In life I always tryed to make a stand in pride
But as days passed by I kept stayin alive
And when I lay and die, i'll keep tellin ya my story
And please dont cry when im murdered and buried
And does the world worrie? Cuz' my life aint concerned
I ain't afraid to die i'm just waitin for my turn
the pain is like a burn, the scar will never go
And its hard nowadays to watch ur child grow
Things they'll neva kno, and things they neva heard
Cuz' how can you trust if no one takes ur word
So I soar like the birds and keep on smoking
And I threw away my heart so it`ll neva get broken
The doors already open, just waitin for my soul
Each step I take closer see the darkness as it falls
My eyes start to bawl, and I cant go on
I just hope they know my name when all the pain is gone

2006-12-26 19:28:15 · 2 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Music

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Batman vs superman who would win and why?

2006-12-26 19:27:45 · 19 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

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I stealed a turkey from y neighbor and it become alive. What should I do?

2006-12-26 19:27:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who Real Name Is This Sally Mahoney?

2006-12-26 19:26:16 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

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For people who've seen Drawn Together (the one with Bleh)?

What's the song that plays when Bleh is coming out in her bikini, etc?
For those who have a piano the main theme is like...
D C Bb A Bb A F G (I think)

I think it's a well-known song; it'ss kind of synthy sounding, and the guy is really difficult to understand.

2006-12-26 19:24:50 · 2 answers · asked by Picard Facepalm 5 in Music

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does anybody remember when JAMES BROWN sang in Rocky 4???

wasnt that great?

2006-12-26 19:24:13 · 14 answers · asked by SpinKick 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What are the best classical guitar brands?

(affordable)

2006-12-26 19:23:37 · 4 answers · asked by sharon t 2 in Music

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whats the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

2006-12-26 19:22:18 · 5 answers · asked by Tropicalboy 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many records did James Brown sell worldwide in his career?

2006-12-26 19:21:50 · 3 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Music

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Who's Real Name Is Sarah Ophella Colley Cannon?

2006-12-26 19:21:09 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

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what should I wear to a Celine Dion concert?

2006-12-26 19:20:22 · 11 answers · asked by DAVID D 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Batman begins vs superman returns, which one do you think is better and why?

2006-12-26 19:19:30 · 16 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Movies

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Do you have a funny feeling Stallone did not write first 3 Rocky movies?

Tell me what you think?

2006-12-26 19:19:07 · 7 answers · asked by swthrt474 3 in Movies

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Did you think that BASIL BRUSH was fantastic BOOM BOOM?

I loved him!

2006-12-26 19:19:01 · 6 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Television

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I am so mad about Hilary Duff, but no one seems to like her!! Do you like her??????

Please rate her out of ten!!

2006-12-26 19:19:00 · 39 answers · asked by My Best Friend is an emo! 2 in Celebrities

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I scored 3 goals and now team that lost chasing me. What should I do?

2006-12-26 19:18:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which song is the best?

i think shakira hips don't lie

2006-12-26 19:18:40 · 13 answers · asked by "sweet gurl" 1 in Music

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which is the best comedy movie of all tym like the wash?

i loved the movie wash
u got anymore of the same type

2006-12-26 19:18:08 · 7 answers · asked by Random Dude 3 in Movies

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Who played Jimmy on the childrens show, 'H.R. Pufnstuf'?

2006-12-26 19:18:00 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

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do you think anything affects everything?

i think that everything u do has some effect on you even little things may have changed your life in a huge way.
examples-you put on a tshirt that took a shirt time to put on rather then a sweater. you run outside from your aprtment and almost get hit because u werent paying attention.

another one-you take the time to say hi to someone right when theres a bullet that was a foot away from him

anotherone-you go to the market and while you were gone ur house was robbed.

one more- you had sex to early maybe you couldve got that internship you wanted from a famous fashion designer and couldve been rich and happy but you got pregnat ...

2006-12-26 19:17:19 · 21 answers · asked by latina chick 1 in Polls & Surveys